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It's started again........ piratesignshockshockshock
Pirate Pete
16-02-2010, 17:24
I think you will find my Official Title is
POST MASTER GENERAL
Pirate Pete
16-02-2010, 19:31
"Tart", more like!
At least Im good at it. yippy yippy yippy
At least Im good at it. yippy yippy yippy
hmmmm, well, let me see now, eerrrrrrrrr , no best think about it a bit longer
Paul
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Who told you that? Miss Jane?
You would think Miss Jane and the Orphan would take pity on us and keep him busy more often so he is not on here annoying us and hogging the posts...
... Miss Jane dangle some keys in front of him, that will keep him busy for hours....
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Brucesta
18-02-2010, 12:19
0o0o0o Shiney object!!!!
bushbeachboy
18-02-2010, 12:44
When I read the title of this thread, and seeing it originated with Doug, I automatically thought 'post' meant 'after'. As in 'after prostitutes', or 'too old for it'.........laugh1
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Oops, I'm pretty much the same age as Doug. blondemoment shock
doh
Pirate Pete
18-02-2010, 20:00
laugh1
Oops, I'm pretty much the same age as Doug. blondemoment shock
doh
I was told
"Your only as old as the woman you feel"
That doesnt help me any but what about you Barry?????
Pirate Pete
18-02-2010, 20:02
You would think Miss Jane and the Orphan would take pity on us and keep him busy more often so he is not on here annoying us and hogging the posts...
... Miss Jane dangle some keys in front of him, that will keep him busy for hours....
laugh1
0o0o0o Shiney object!!!!
More like a boat mag or some good red wine. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I was told
"Your only as old as the woman you feel"
That doesnt help me any but what about you Barry?????
NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmmmmm it would seem that Doug is not that far behind with 155 posts and Dave is nipping at your heals as well with 286
Paul
"that Doug is not that far behind with 155 posts "
Poly, your 'rithmatic is about as good as your spilling. 155 is less than HALF of 312. Dave's excused, cos some of his stuff is admin bullshit.
Using your grasp of numbers, I could say that your 70 is not far behind my 155. Same ratio! Now go and do some pressups. I'll tell you when to stop.........
Pirate Pete
19-02-2010, 18:11
NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hook Line & Sinker
LOL LOL LOL LOL the answer I was expecting. . . . . . . . . . .
Now listen up, you lot.
As of midday Monday, myself and the lovely Mrs Doug are unemployed. This means that I will have 24 hours a day to give my attention to this board. There are several members here who would benefit from some counselling from me. The entire admin team spring immediately to mind, as well as folk from Newcastle and FNQ.
Obviously, this counselling isn't going to be cheap, and as I'm soon to be unemployed/unemployable, I need contributions from the general membership to subsidise my costs, so I'm asking you to send donations of either money (used notes in small denominations please) or single malt scotch whisky (I use that to sterlise the equipment used for Chin's electro-convulsive-therapy). Please give generously - I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart.
Edit. I'm obviously almost as bored as Keithy was last week, and it's raining here.
Chin's electro-convulsive-therapy
I've been meaning to speak to you about that Doc, every time I walk under a power line now....I piss my pants.
Keithy P
27-02-2010, 20:01
Ohhh... I get it... Its like one of those ‘whos watching the watchers’ scenarios... like when the inmate is his own gaoler... except in this case, the funny folk is his own farmer... I see.
Sure Doug... we could all use your “services”... we would definitely benefit from your “counselling” (ahem ahem) when should we start?
As for payment though Doug, I’v sworn off the grog... so of course I had to drink it all out of the house first, and small bills...my missus and I live in a cash free society up here in the rainforest... If I happen to aquire any cash, she disposes of it instantly!!
"I've been meaning to speak to you about that Doc, every time I walk under a power line now....I piss my pants."
First thing - check you haven't got the garage door opener in your pocket............
OMG Doug is finally on the dole... now we will never get rid of him... it will only take him 10 minutes to clean the toilet at home instead of all those on the boats and he will be here annoying us....
... the gold must be nice and shiney already Doug?
Not much gold to polish, Dave, after all the hangers-on have been paid. Lawyers have it coming and going. As far as I can see they invent "problems" that might just happen, and then invent solutions to the problems that they thought up. Sort of mental masturbation at $250 per hour.
At least you still have income from that consultancy work you do for Chelmsford Hospital. Are you a licensed electrician by the way?
Pirate Pete
28-02-2010, 10:30
Well done Doug
I will have to re double my efforts
I will have to re double my efforts
God forbid, Pete - there's a finite amount of bandwidth, you know. You can't use it ALL!
One would think Doug will have time now to take a photo or two of his boat and post them up, as we are yet to see said boat
Paul
yippyyippyyippyyippy
Pirate Pete
28-02-2010, 15:37
One would think Doug will have time now to take a photo or two of his boat and post them up, as we are yet to see said boat
Paul
yippyyippyyippyyippy
Yes Poly you are right there & maybe some of those trim tabs too
Keithy P
28-02-2010, 16:26
Maybe now youll have a chance to do a little fishing Doug!! I am most interested to see how a true gentleman angler uses all his skills and great prowess.
And I know what you mean about the practitioners af Law, I am waiting on one to complete a simple contract for me for about a month now, my calls to ask about progress were met with belligerence, my furtive email to inquire about cost has been met with silence. I am getting scared that I'm going to be destitute before I even start out!!
"I am waiting on one to complete a simple contract for me"
My advice is to pay nothing until you see the body, especially if the body is your wife's. These guys will get an affadavit from the dead to say they're still alive.
Would your guy be interested in a contract on Mrs Doug?
Would your guy be interested in a contract on Mrs Doug?
Well all I can say is she must be one hell of a woman, after all she has put up with you all these years.
Paul
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True, Poly, but now that the Eagle has vomited, I just thought that she might like to go on holiday someplace nice. Keithy has enough water under him to do the deed, no questions asked......
Course, you could be next Poly....:eek:
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