Giffo
23-02-2010, 13:41
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My wonderful girlfriend
and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
There was only one
little thing bothering me...her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and
was generally bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always
got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it
when
she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called
and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word..
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild
fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood
there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the
front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
laugh1
My wonderful girlfriend
and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married.
There was only one
little thing bothering me...her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two,
wore very tight miniskirts, and
was generally bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me
and I always
got more
than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it
when
she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called
and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted
me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word..
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild
fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned
and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood
there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the
front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged
me and said, 'We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
laugh1