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I haff returned to check spilling and gremmar, so watch out. To the surprise of most people who know me I turned out to have a heart after all, but it's clockwork was buggered. I've now had a bypass done to the broken bit and with a bit of luck and some Lexcel I'll be as good/bad as before.
YOU HAFF BEEN WARNED!
Please send whisky - Mrs Doug drank all mine when I was in dry-dock.
Grate to cee u bak on dek Dug.2thumbsup
Great to see how well your spilling has come on in just one week, Barry.
Your absence has been noted,I hope you have a Doctors certificate for the sickies ? was the Doctor a real one, or one from Bundy ? Hope you are on the mend mate.
Pirate Pete
26-05-2010, 19:52
I onedered y u wer so qite 4 tu larst wek
it seems only Firemen can spell !!!laugh1laugh1
BigFella
27-05-2010, 06:11
Hey welcome back Doug!! No really welcome back!!
Great to hear you are feeling better, we did miss your interjections.
so why aint you out fishing?
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so why aint you out fishing? "
Because they split my sternum like a roast piglet and the back cast hurts like buggery!
Bloody excuses,you are only throwing flies.They don't weigh very muchlaugh1
"Bloody excuses, you are only throwing flies.They don't weigh very much"
Innit amazing that so much ignorance can be displayed in just one post?pointlaugh
I was once asked what I thought of ignorance and apathy,I replied "I don't know, I don't care "laugh1laugh1
That's good Doug, I'm expecting big things from you now, or more of the same at the very least.
Who was the Quack what told you nothing could be done? Probably thought you were broke and lost interest in you.
"Probably thought you were broke and lost interest in you."
Well, he'd have even less interest in me now - I am broke, (so please stop with the begging letters).
BigFella
28-05-2010, 08:41
"Probably thought you were broke and lost interest in you."
Well, he'd have even less interest in me now - I am broke, (so please stop with the begging letters).
If thats the case Doug, can you send my letter back unopened so I can forward it on!doh
Need to work on securing some inheritance!laugh1
If thats the case Doug, can you send my letter back unopened so I can forward it on!doh
Need to work on securing some inheritance!laugh1
No this is Chin's begging letter, so unless you also have a wife, two mistresses and 13 children, legitimate and "natural" to support, his won't do. Wait 'til Bronwyn finds out.
Bugger your back, and just when I thought it was safe to start posting againlaugh1....................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...................good to see you back old mate.yippy
paul
sheebaridgeback
29-05-2010, 08:02
The old Military forum might not be quite as warming to your return as we tupperware owners. They thought they'd gotten rid of you.
Welcome back Doug, hope you have a full recovery mate.
Jason
What's this about me begging?
Begging is beneath my dignity, even to the keeper of the furry rug. :)
Keep this up Doug, and I'll post up some side-splittingly funny jokes that will have you in all sorts of bother.
By the way the offer of a FREE recovery nurse still stands, but be warned....she's quite proud of herself presently for drilling a hole into someones leg bone in order to administer an injection because she couldn't find a vein.......you've been warned!! :eek:
I think I'm sore enough without Bronnie to "help" me! Even my "stiff upper lip" quivers at the thought!
So how is Dr Patel Doug?... havent scene him on the telli for a while?
I didnt fink they kuld fix tha plumin?
Lexel is amazing stuff!!!
Oh and seriously "good to hear you are doing ok"
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