Giffo
31-05-2010, 19:46
How tough are Australians ?
The scene is set
- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,
stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three Firemen are sitting by the campfire,
one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, Fireman there
es. Why, jist the other day I doused a fire in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I
grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my
beer hends'.
Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said,
'Well you guys, I extinguished a fire on a
tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a
move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off
ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still
here today'
Colin, the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his
dick .
The scene is set
- a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,
stars twinkling in the dark sky.
Three Firemen are sitting by the campfire,
one from Australia, one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland.
Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous.
The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, Fireman there
es. Why, jist the other day I doused a fire in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by. I
grebbed the crocodeale and wristled him to du ground and killed em with my
beer hends'.
Hansie from Seth Efrika who typically can't stand to be bettered said,
'Well you guys, I extinguished a fire on a
tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a
move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet it's head off
ind then sucked the poison from it's body down in one gulp. End I'm still
here today'
Colin, the Australian remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his
dick .