View Full Version : I am retiring and closing down PBO
Well after some 6 years PBO is closing due to the fact that I have come into a $hitload of money and dont need to put up with Dougs bull$hit anymore. Read the letter I received this morning... so long suckers!!
PS DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINKS UNLESS YOU WANT A VIRUS!
Dear Beloved,
I am Pamela Wilcox, 78 Years old woman and the wife of Sir Wilcox Alex, dual citizen of United States and Britain who died in a Plane crash on Monday the 7th of September 1998 GMT 14:22 UK alongside with my daughter while they were flying from New York to Geneva. Please see site below for more information.
www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9809/swissair.victims.list/index.html)
I am sorry to inform you that you will never have the chance to know me because I have just concluded the assignment which my husband and I have agreed upon before his sudden death and you happened to be the beneficiary of our last will. hence I need you to do me a favor by accepting our offer and using it to help the poor in Haiti.
I deposited a cheque in the sum of 2.400,000.00 (Two Million Four Hundred Thousand British Pounds) with DHL UK one week ago to deliver to you, but i was very ill so i could not send you an email until today. what you have to do now is to contact the DHL GLOBAL EXPRESS UK as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you.
For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance Premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country
You have to contact the Mr George Greg of DHL GLOBAL EXPRESS UK through his personal email now for the delivery of your cheque with this information bellow;
Contact Person: Mr.George Greg
Email Address: mrgeorge_greg@yahoo.com.cn (mrgeorge_greg@yahoo.com.cn)
Phone: +447024057874
Note : The only money you are expected to pay is 230 British Pounds for the security keeping of the package, but for some security reasons i ordred your package from DHL to OLIVE SECURITY COMPANY so that it will be secured there
Postal address;
Full Names:
Direct telephone number;
Below is the security keeping code: (Olive/03473/F) of you draft, you are to also present it to them for verification before delivery.
Please, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay.
I leave you in peace to rest in the lord .
Yours Faithfully,
Pamela Wilcox
Does anyone really fall for this? They must cos these emails are constantly doing the rounds. Anyway I am off to collect my millions... cya
Pirate Pete
23-07-2010, 07:23
Dave you are an idiot laugh1 laugh1 laugh1 doh
Pete, he is a RICH idiot. :rolleyes: doh laugh1
It's obviously not true - Nigeria wasn't mentioned once.
4.50_Drifter
23-07-2010, 13:08
Hi guys,
Check out this... http://www.419eater.com/
Especially the hall of shame, gold and a former hobby of mine..
See ya in Tahiti Dave, I just won 6 mil in the Spanish lottery. 2thumbsup
Learjohn
23-07-2010, 20:11
Damn, why can't I win a scam lottery? :D:D
Keithy P
23-07-2010, 20:20
Too bad for you Learjohn, you'll probably end up being the only pauper left on here.... I may already be a winner!!!!! I got an awsome scratchy in the mail and got three stars!!!!
All I have to doo is subcribe to readers digest......
Keithy,you have to be that old, you can hardly see to be eligible to read those Readers Digest! Just ask Doug,he subscribes !laugh1
Pirate Pete
23-07-2010, 20:51
I got this one today
Mr. David Marsh
Email: davmarsh1656@luxmail.eu
Fax: 0044-709-287-3190
Re: This is for your attention.
I am Mr. David Marsh manager claims department with my Bank here in London United Kingdom. I wish to present you to my bank as the beneficiary to the total sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred thousand British pounds as the codicil and last testament of my late customer.
I can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance. I therefore reckoned that you can receive these funds with authorization and all the legal papers that will testify that you are the beneficiary will be handled by me in your acceptance to co-operate with me and facilitate this deal.
Kindly forward to me your letter of acceptance; with your full name, current telephone and fax numbers and your forwarding address to enable me file in necessary documents at our high court probate division for the Legal documentation that will testify you as the next of kin to my late customer.
You can contact me via telephone, fax, or my private email as enclosed below.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. David Marsh
Private Email: davmarsh1656@luxmail.eu
Private Fax: 0044-709-287-3190
Pirate Pete
23-07-2010, 20:53
& then this one
Greetings !
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirm able Bank Draft of $1,000.000.00 USD (One Million US Dollars), but I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE, West Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come back till end of August 2010.
What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the security keeping fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money in your Country.
The only money you will need send to the FEDEX COURIER CHARGES to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($200 US)Dollars only being PACKAGE DELIVERY CHARGES of the Courier Company so far.
I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this information
below:
Contact Person: Mr. Alex Nestor
Email Address: fedexdeptcenter@w.cn
Telephone: +234-703-674-7093
Send Them The Require Information Below:
****************************************
Full Names: /
Mobile Telephone Number: /
Home Address: /
****************************************
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.
Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their PACKAGE DELIVERY CHARGES fee of $200 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Eileen Paul.
Pirate Pete
23-07-2010, 20:58
Im in the money yippy yippy yippy yippy
Pirate Pete
23-07-2010, 21:10
1 Aussie Dollar = 0.582203 Pound.
so thats 21.4 million Aust Dollars from Mr. David Marsh
1 Aussie dollar = 0.887674 US Dollars
& thats another 1.1 Million from Mrs Eileen Paul
22.5 Mill all up . . . . . . . . DRINKS ARE ON ME. . . . . .
JUST GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL & TELL EM PETE SENT YOU .. . . . . . . . . . . .
Im in the money yippy yippy yippy
Me too..................................2thumbsup
FROM MR DANIEL SALIF.
I am the manager of the bill and exchange department of Society General of Banks in Burkina (SGBB) here in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$10.5M(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) So therefore,I need your assistant so that the bank here will transfer the money into your bank account, if you are interested you should get back to me.Truly Yours, MR DANIEL SALIF (SGBB).
Im in the money yippy yippy
Me too..................................2thumbsup
FROM MR DANIEL SALIF.
I am the manager of the bill and exchange department of Society General of Banks in Burkina (SGBB) here in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$10.5M(TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) So therefore,I need your assistant so that the bank here will transfer the money into your bank account, if you are interested you should get back to me.Truly Yours, MR DANIEL SALIF (SGBB).
"Readers Digest! Just ask Doug,he subscribes "
I don't actually subscribe, but I did earn $350 a few years ago for a article I sent to "Humour in Uniform". A few years later it was No 2 in "best stories in the last 25 years". So there, Giffo! I've had items in the SMH and The Australian.
Not that I'm bragging or nuffink.
Keithy P
24-07-2010, 05:46
"Not that I'm bragging or nuffink"
of course not, no no... just reminding us alll that we are but little people in the presence of greatness ;););)
Dave I need a lone, please help now you are soooooo rich
yippyyippy Paul yippyyippy
If any of you gents need a winner, let me know. Happy to hand one over, I have plenty of million dollar emails here, more than I can ever collect.
Also, if you want some cheap viagra or rolex watches, can help out there with a few contacts too. How about a degree?
If any of you gents need a winner, let me know. Happy to hand one over, I have plenty of million dollar emails here, more than I can ever collect.
Also, if you want some cheap viagra or rolex watches, can help out there with a few contacts too. How about a degree?
laugh1
I just wanna know how all these people know I have a small penis that doesnt work and a crappy computer with bad software and an over priced mortgage??? doh
Ok who has been gossiping about me???
"just reminding us alll that we are but little people in the presence of greatness'
I'm glad I'm getting my message across in such a subtle way, Keith. Go to the top of the class.
"just reminding us alll that we are but little people in the presence of greatness'
And what greatness is that may i ask
shock Paul shock
4.50_Drifter
24-07-2010, 12:22
Hi guys,
Check out this... http://www.419eater.com/
Especially the hall of shame, gold and a former hobby of mine..
throw them up on the 419eater website, they will scam-bait them.
throw them up on the 419eater website, they will scam-bait them.
this is the type of thing that Doug could do so very very well, in fact i would almost feel sorry for the people trying the scam
so what do you think Doug, would you enjoy the challenge.
:) Paul :)
but I did earn $350 a few years ago for a article I sent to "Humour in Uniform".
What did you send in Doug ,a picture of you in your uniform with your old fella hanging out ?laugh1laugh1 May have also got best short story for last 25years !laugh1
but I did earn $350 a few years ago for a article I sent to "Humour in Uniform".
What did you send in Doug ,a picture of you in your uniform with your old fella hanging out ?laugh1laugh1 May have also got best short story for last 25years !laugh1
pointlaugh
Thats low Giffo but good
Thanks Steve ,I await Dougs replyyippy.Been fishing ? the bloody wind here has kept me in,not happy.
Pirate Pete
09-08-2010, 17:50
Whoooooooooooooooooo
Im in for some more money. . . . . .. . .
Dear friend,
My name is Mr. John Gelsthorp. I am the accountant of the FinBank Plc Victoria Island Lagos. I am married with two kids.
I am writing to solicit your assistance in the noble transfer of Three Million, Eight Hundred Thousand US Dollars. This fund is the excess of what my branch in which I am the accountant made as profit last year. I have already submitted an approved end year report for 2009 and also submitted report of first quarter of this year2010 to my Head Office here in Lagos and they will never know of this Excess. I have placed this fund on a SUSPENCE ACCOUNT without a beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank, I cannot be directly connected to this money thus I am impelled to request for your assistance to receive this money into your bank account. I intend to part with 30% of this fund to you while 70% shall be for me. I do need to stress that there are practically no risk involved in this. It is going to be a bank-to-bank transfer to your nominated bank account anywhere you feel safe. All I need from you is to stand as the original depositor of this fund.
If you accept this offer, I will appreciate your timely response.
Best regards,
Mr. John Gelsthorp
HA HA good one Pete, there isn't that much money in the entire country of Lagos.
dave
i was wondering the same thing!
i am gonna sue these schemes they dont semd me any
exactly as when i was at school -the priests played with all the other boys and not with me- discrimination
Pirate Pete
17-08-2010, 17:10
Whhoooooooooooooooooooo
Here another 3M Us to add to the pot.
YOUSF MUSTAFA Law Chambers in Kuala Lumpur Malaysia, My name is YOUSF MUSTAFA., A personal Attorney to our late client Mr. TAN SRI LIM GOH TONG who built a hilltop casino in Malaysia (Genting
Highland)
Before he died, he made a Will in our law firm of 3,000,000.USD, should be donated to any Philanthropist of our choice out side Malaysia Please contact me urgently.
My Email: mustafayousf0909@gmail.com
Regards
YOUSF MUSTAFA
you s must haf no common sense if u believe my scham
Pirate Pete
18-08-2010, 18:44
you s must haf no common sense if u believe my scham
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you s must haf no common sense if u believe my scham
laugh1laugh1laugh1laugh1
Paul
Pirate Pete
27-08-2010, 08:40
I must be the luckiest bloke in the world. Here is another $850000.00
Greetings,
I have waited for you to get in contact with me for your ATM CARD Loaded with the sum
of $850,000.00 (Eight Hundred and fifty thousand united state dollars only) hence I
deposited it with FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD.
Your ATM card will be delivery to you by FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD alongside with
custom pin which you will use to withdraw up to $10,000 per day from any ATM machine
.Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your bank account.
The ATM card comes with a handbook/ manual to enlighten you about how to use it.
Note that i have already paid for the delivery charges and insurance certificate but
the FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD did not allow me to pay for the security keeping fee
because they don't know when you will be contacting them for the delivery of your ATM
CARD Loaded with the sum of $850,000.00 , the security keeping fee is $155 USD.
What you have to do now is to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD as soon as possible
to know when they will deliver your ATM CARD to you .
Again, don’t be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $155 USD. I would
have paid that but they said no because they don’t know when you will contact them and
incase of demurrage You have to contact the FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD now for the
delivery of your ATM CARD.
You are been advice to send your Full name, your direct telephone number and also your
current house address were you will receive your ATM CARD loaded with the sum of
$850,000.00 USD to Mr.Scott Williams at FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD.
Email the above stated information to the Dispatch Director:Mr.Scott Williams with his
details below:
FedEx COURIER COMPANY LTD,
20/24 Degbago Cresent Walinda House Building
LAGOS, NIGERIA.
Dispatch Director:Mr. Scott Williams
eMAIL: scott.williams09@rogers.com
Telephone: +2347066312524
Make sure you send your full name,your mailing address,your direct telephone number to
Mr. Scott Williams to enable him dispatch your ATM CARD loaded with the sum of
$850,000.00 USD to you immediately.
Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Mark Davies.
Learjohn
27-08-2010, 08:49
You lucky bastard.
Ya know it'll be good karma Pete if you share some of that around.
How about flying us all down to Tassie for a weekend. (pirate)
Pirate Pete
12-09-2010, 09:30
Whooooooooooooooo
another 500 000.00 for me
Ref: FBI/MDT/PY2010/FMF
Dear Beneficiary,
Please read this mail carefully and proceed to collect your ATM CARD worth $500,000.00
payment.
Following this year's ( 2010) review of the global financial matters and just concluded
investigations by the Federal Bureau of Investigation in conjunction with the Federal
Ministry of Finance, it is revealed that your name is among the list of names of people
who have never recieved any of their payments among lottery, inheritance, compensation
and awarded contract funds and victims who have lost a lot of money to scammers while
trying to claim their funds.
In view of the foregoing, a new payment of $500,000.00 has been approved in your favor
and credited into an ATM CARD which shall be delivered to you.
Contact the Permanent Secretary immediately with your full names, address and phone
number for the delivery.
Contact the Permanent Secretary via details below:-
MR. JAMES MORGAN
PHONE: + 234 709 237 4086
Email: james.morgan12@rogers.com
Note that the delivery fee has been taken care of; all you need to pay is a token of
$150 to the secretary for the insurance on your parcel and delivery shall be made to
your door step within 48hours.
However, if you know you been scammed before or have lost money to imposters, please
inform the Permanent Secretary for possible review and further investigation.
Take note that all unclaimed ATM CARD will be confiscated after seven (7) should you
not contact the Secretary.
Best Regards,
ACHINIVU OCHI
FORENSIC PAYMENT INVESTIGATION
FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE.
If I send you $75, Pete, can we go halves? piratesign
Pete, ya know that if you stop giving your e-mail address to "those" sites the spam will stop, right? Does the missus know you're looking at that stuff? :D
Pirate Pete
27-09-2010, 19:31
& another one
FROM THE DESK OF
MR. EDWARD DUKALENI
DIRECTOR, AUDIT AND ACCOUNTING UNIT
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA
EMAIL: mr.edwarddukaleni@gala.net
TELEPHONE: +27-78-228-7025
ATTENTION: (CEO).
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
PLEASE URGENT REPLY IS HIGHLY NEEDED.
Based on the information and commendation factorials gathered concerning your name and your company's Profiles, I hereby wish to acquaint you with a business proposal that will be of benefit to both of us.
First, I am MR. EDWARD DUKALENI, Director and Chief of Accountant for the FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA (F.N.B.S.A) with due respect and regard I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person who died on November 2001 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank (F.N.B.S.A) without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I keep this information secret within myself and partners to enable the whole plans and idea be Profitable and successful during the time of execution. The said amount was (US$53.5 Million) (FIFTY THREE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS).
However, As it may interest you to know, all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foreign account has been put in place and directives and needed Information will be released to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit yourself to this great business opportunity. In fact I could have done this deal Alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant, we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an Eyebrow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he will need the money to be re-transferred into on his request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account. I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 20% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and also telephone and fax bills, while 75% will be for me and my partners.
Please, you have been advised to keep top secret as we are still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentage for previously indicated and further investment, either in your country or any country you advice us to invest in. All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.
I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible either by phone or e-mail, stating your wish in this deal.
Yours faithfully,
MR. EDWARD DUKALENI
TEL: +27-78-228-7025
N.B: If this proposal satisfies you, please reach me through this my private email address (mr.edwarddukaleni@gala.net) for Security reason, also send me your contact telephone and fax number, including your cell phone number for quick and easy communication. I wait your urgent response, all the best and God bless you.
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