mats

[Lipper]

Guy I know has invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat.



The Prophets are going through the roof laugh1

[Polyphonic]

Guy I know has invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat.



The Prophets are going through the roof laugh1

Not sure how politically correct that is but sh*t it's funny laugh1 laugh1
Polyphonic

[poly]

I like it Phill, I like it a lot.

yippy Paul yippy

[Giffo]

Like itlaugh1 I gunna use it.

[DvrDve]

anti-personal mine u meant
land mines are for vehicles
sorry i am a stickler for terminology when it comes to killing tools

[poly]

anti-personal mine u meant
land mines are for vehicles
sorry i am a stickler for terminology when it comes to killing tools

mate AUSTRALIA has banned the use of anti personal mines and we would never brake the rules now would we, so a land mine it will have to be

For more information.................................... please go and ask Doug

:D Paul :D

[Doug]

If you're such a stickler Dave you would know that they're anti-PERSONNEL mines. (Spelling is important when dealing with killing tools, y'know.)

And for the interested see here
http://www.dfat.gov.au/landmines/

One of my surgical colleagues in East Timor who had seen service in Rwanda and other nasty places said that the good thing about the East Timor affair was that there were no mines. As an orthopod, he'd spent a lot of theatre time fixing up kids who'd "found" apm's.

In Oman in the 70's we had to casevac British troops who'd stood on mines left in the armoury when we pulled out of Aden. We called these blokes "Harold Wilson's Casualties". Very effective deterrent - they rarely kill, so they tie up resources moving casualties back and there's few things that discourage the troops more than seeing their mates with one leg and no balls.

Sorry to be serious, but some things stick with you. Good joke though, Lipper. I laughed!

[poly]

thanks for the link Doug

Paul

[chin]

DvrDve...rule number 6....don't mention the war.

[DvrDve]

which one?
thought with the senility he would have forgotten

[Keithy P]

Had ya fooled did he dvrdve,

Sharper than a bottle of plonk from the bargain barrel is our doug.... dont forget that.