Very clever scam

[Giffo]

Over the last month I became a victim of this very clever scam while out shopping at my local ship chandlery. Simply going out to get parts and equipment for my boat has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends… Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th.

Also, December 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th and 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. K-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 6 Kg’s just running back and forth to my local Chandlery.

[Giffo]

This also works with mobility scooters !laugh1

[polyFrank]

I'v been scamed

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Over the last month I became a victim of this very clever scam while out shopping at my local ship chandlery. Simply going out to get parts and equipment for my boat has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends… Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex window cleaner with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 28th.

Also, December 2nd & 4th, twice on the 8th and 9th, and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. K-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 6 Kg’s just running back and forth to my local Chandlery.

Above is a post by Poly on the 7th Aug... I hope you are not a post steeler Giffo!!

[polyFrank]

Or should I say stealer, or robber which is easier to spell.

[polyFrank]

Three posts in a row, a record me thinks. I’m very surprised at you Doug! You could have accused Giffo of early dementia. Not remembering a post only 3 weeks old, even an old codger like me. (older than you Doug), instantly knew it was a replay.

I did think of putting. “Below is a post by Poly etc etc. But then I though na I will paste it first and make them – “What’s this crap I’ve just read this”, “What’s polyfrank crapping on about it’s the same joke”.

But then Giffo may have already forgotten his post so I posted it again. Hehehehe.

[Doug]

"even an old codger like me. (older than you Doug), "

*gasps* Older than me? And still alive? Do you have a 'lectric scooter too? Have you fitted it with an Etec? Did it blow up?

Please fill in the attached application to join the Old Pharts Club. Barry is secretary, I'm (not surprisingly) the treasurer. Send membership money ($500) in used notes, small denominations. No receipts issued.

[Giffo]

I just looked at the Humour section.So Poly and Polyfrank is one in the same,I get so many emails about funny stuff, I cant remember where it comes from !laugh1

[polyFrank]

Poor excuse Giffo, Doug said he will be more vigilant with your stuff ups in future.

Hahaha Doug I would only have a Suzuki 4 stroke on my scooter and it would convert to a 5.3 polly at a push of a button. Cannot be too hard to make looking at all the movies I’ve seen lately.